/u/Axel_nflames's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] As a minor, newly minted vampire, you work as a courier for the boss vampire. You accidently found out your current package is a gallon of rare, expensive, and highly magical dragon blood. "Well a little smackerel couldn't hurt, right?" you say, eyeing the jug intensively.
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[WP] Direct use of flamethrower, via machine or magic, has been outlawed, thus decreasing popularity of the flame mage. The law is fine cuz you can't aim for shit, and the insane air temperature usually gets the job done.
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[WP] High wolf: The pigs are like totally the embodiment of like industrial progress and the big bad wolf is the force of nature breaking it down. Big Bad Wolf: you are my dear, darling nephew and I appreciate being called a 'force of nature' but you really got to stop showing up to work high.
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[WP] They said summonin lightnin was a bad superpower, somethin about flashbangin everyone near me. Anyways, this trusty looking doctor fella wants me to use my power in his weather domino thingamajig, and it even comes with a game room. Yeay!
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[WP] Thought it would be interesting to have a summoner join the group. The rest of the party was amazed when Leviathan was summoned but for a moment I could have sworn I saw a zombie in a fish costume instead.
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[WP] "Ah, you must be one of the those monkey's paw type of genies. How bout this: I wish that the next wish you grant, you must suffer with the wish maker for the wish's entire duration."
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[WP] "So how did you avoid all that 'evil clone replacing you' business?" "I simply gave them twice of everything I had." "I fail to see how tha-" "That includes twice the feelings for my loved ones."
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[WP]Up-and-coming darklord happens to uncover manuscripts that lists prior darklords dating back hundreds of years, as well as detailing current darklord situation is "proceeding according to plan." Upon realizing they are just a cog in the machine for world peace, the darklord falls into depression
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[WP] Being the villian's #2 has its perks, sure, but the way I see it: if I can find out why he became a villian (and use time magic) I can stop all this from ever happening. The goddess of light, however, still doesn't appreciate my critisms of her former "plan."
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