/u/Axel_nflames's posts
[Wp] "Ah, you're on of the ol' monkey's paw type of genies. How bout this: I wish that the next wish you grant, you must suffer with the wish maker for the wish's entire duration."
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WP] Direct use of flamethrower, via machine or magic, has been outlawed, thus decreasing the popularity of the flame mage. The law is fine cuz you can't aim for shit, and the insane air temperature usually gets the job done.
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[WP] bk: "A succubus, a demon lord, and a sorcerer have walked into this tavern..." Rogue: "uhhh barrrrkeeperrrr, I... Ergh.. I Already heard thish one." Bk: "Pardon? They walked in 10 minutes ago, and they've been staring at you this entire time" Rogue: "Oh? Oh! Ooooohhhhh... Uh-oh."
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[WP] The robot apocalypse was ended by the most insane thing imaginable: digital viruses that copied the effects of hard drugs. Though now we got robo-methheads to worry about. Did we really win in the end?
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You have plans to revolutionize demon fighting, by tattooing thousands of near invisible tiny crosses on a fingertip, you could kill them with just a touch. You unfortunately put them on upside down and now they believe you are a cleric of the evil one.
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[WP] So-called criminal mastermind uses a combination of hologram tech and forcefields to create a replica of a giant as a distraction for his bank robbery. The distraction works a little to well when the city is put on lockdown due do most heros' aversion to fighting giants.
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