/u/Azikiro's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My cat frequently leaves dead mice and birds or 'gifts' on my bed, and I always throw them away in disgust.

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Having the porch light on all night was a hassle, but I couldn't figure out how to turn it off.

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I had an absolutely amazing night of sleep for the first time in years since becoming a mother.

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Mommy always got compliments on how pretty she was.

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Row, Row, Row your boat, gently down the stream

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I always check the rearview mirror before driving.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the nest out.

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I finally got a really well-paying job at a construction company.

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My girlfriend started locking her doors after her ex told her that he thought he saw someone watching them from the backyard.

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In the movies it's always the suffocation that kills people when they're buried alive.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My cat frequently leaves dead mice and birds or 'gifts' on my bed, and I always throw them away in disgust.	285
Having the porch light on all night was a hassle, but I couldn't figure out how to turn it off.	182
I had an absolutely amazing night of sleep for the first time in years since becoming a mother.	72
Mommy always got compliments on how pretty she was.	59
Row, Row, Row your boat, gently down the stream	53
I always check the rearview mirror before driving.	31
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout, down came the rain and washed the nest out.	26
I finally got a really well-paying job at a construction company.	21
My girlfriend started locking her doors after her ex told her that he thought he saw someone watching them from the backyard.	16
In the movies it's always the suffocation that kills people when they're buried alive.	10