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[WP] The last thing you see is your alarm clock flashing 3:15 AM before the alien screeches as it flings itself onto your bed and drags you off screaming. You wake up suddenly, relieved it was all a dream, but as you see the alarm clock read 3:14 AM, you hear something scratching at your window.

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[WP] Mustaches are parasitic creatures that attach themselves to faces.

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[WP] You have a nightmare in which a chimpanzee beats the crap out of you in your bedroom late at night. You wake up in total darkness feeling relieved until you hear a soft hooting from your closet.

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[WP] To save money, your local prison and zoo combine habitats with jail cells. Unfortunately, your cell is located in the lion enclosure.

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[WP] After another depressing day of harvesting souls, you, the Grim Reaper, decide to commit suicide. What do you write in your note?

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[WP] You are a prisoner whose cellmate is an alien convicted of eating all of his prior cellmates.

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[WP] You call someone an ass and a donkey overhears. He then begins to lecture you on why that world is hurtful and should not be used.

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[WP] You live alone and don't have any pets. One night, you hear the door open and something crawls in bed next to you.

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[WP] You're driving to work one day when you notice a blue shell flying high in the air and coming straight for your car.

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[WP] A burglar breaks into a mansion. Unfortunately for him, the home is guarded by a rather unusual animal.

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[WP] The last thing you see is your alarm clock flashing 3:15 AM before the alien screeches as it flings itself onto your bed and drags you off screaming. You wake up suddenly, relieved it was all a dream, but as you see the alarm clock read 3:14 AM, you hear something scratching at your window.	13
[WP] Mustaches are parasitic creatures that attach themselves to faces.	11
[WP] You have a nightmare in which a chimpanzee beats the crap out of you in your bedroom late at night. You wake up in total darkness feeling relieved until you hear a soft hooting from your closet.	9
[WP] To save money, your local prison and zoo combine habitats with jail cells. Unfortunately, your cell is located in the lion enclosure.	8
[WP] After another depressing day of harvesting souls, you, the Grim Reaper, decide to commit suicide. What do you write in your note?	7
[WP] You are a prisoner whose cellmate is an alien convicted of eating all of his prior cellmates.	7
[WP] You call someone an ass and a donkey overhears. He then begins to lecture you on why that world is hurtful and should not be used.	7
[WP] You live alone and don't have any pets. One night, you hear the door open and something crawls in bed next to you.	6
[WP] You're driving to work one day when you notice a blue shell flying high in the air and coming straight for your car.	6
[WP] A burglar breaks into a mansion. Unfortunately for him, the home is guarded by a rather unusual animal.	6