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[WP] The last thing you see is your alarm clock flashing 3:15 AM before the alien screeches as it flings itself onto your bed and drags you off screaming. You wake up suddenly, relieved it was all a dream, but as you see the alarm clock read 3:14 AM, you hear something scratching at your window.
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[WP] You have a nightmare in which a chimpanzee beats the crap out of you in your bedroom late at night. You wake up in total darkness feeling relieved until you hear a soft hooting from your closet.
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[WP] To save money, your local prison and zoo combine habitats with jail cells. Unfortunately, your cell is located in the lion enclosure.
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[WP] You call someone an ass and a donkey overhears. He then begins to lecture you on why that world is hurtful and should not be used.
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[WP] After another depressing day of harvesting souls, you, the Grim Reaper, decide to commit suicide. What do you write in your note?
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[WP] Late at night, you see a large monster reach into your neighbor's window, pull them out of the house and eat them. "Everything went according to plan" you think, a smile breaking across your face.
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[WP] You're driving to work one day when you notice a blue shell flying high in the air and coming straight for your car.
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