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[WP] You have a magic knife that can transform into any weapon based upon the threat you are facing. One day, you step into your bedroom and the knife transforms into a battle axe.
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[WP] Prince Zuko of the Fire Nation walks down the ramp of his ship onto the forest floor of Pandora. The Na'vi watch in shock as this next wave of Sky People quickly surround their village. "I know you're hiding him. Tell me where the Avatar is and I won't have to hurt you".
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[WP] An anime villain crawls out of your screen and challenges you to a final showdown. This creates a very awkward situation considering you have no powers and no fighting experience of any kind
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[WP] You are a psychic. One day, you have a premonition that you will be mauled to death by a pack of chihuahuas.
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[WP] A turkey farmer is led in shackles to a crowded courtroom. The judge bangs his gavel and says "all rise". As everyone waits in anticipation for the trial to begin, the gobbling comes to a sudden hush.
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[TT] You have invented a new kind of mixed drink that allows you to see how and when people will die. After taking a shot of it, you walk outside and notice that everyone you see is going to be killed by robots at 1:00 PM the next day.
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[WP] You are the Avatar, responsible for keeping balance between the four nations. However, you're also very lazy and never learned how to bend any of the four elements. When tragedy strikes, it's up to you to save the world while somehow concealing this fact.
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[WP] The term "lovebite" takes on a whole new meaning when you find out your girlfriend is a zombie.
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[WP] The hardness of one's gentitals corresponds with how brave they are. You meet a man who literally has balls of steel. NSFW
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