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I regretted not bringing my partner with me for help after I twisted my ankle cleaning the pig pen.

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When scientists invented a machine that allowed it to rain food, the world thought it would solve global hunger and save lives.

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We huddled down in the trench and slipped our gas masks on as the mustard shells rained down on our heads.

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The astronauts gathered around the body of Neil Armstrong, mourning the loss of a spacefaring pioneer.

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With our relationship on the rocks, my wife and I went on a getaway to the Grand Canyon to try to salvage our marriage.

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I huddled with my family in a space beneath the floor as the soldiers searched our house above.

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While taking an exotic trip to Uganda to go spelunking, I took time to admire all the cave’s wildlife, especially the huge bat colony.

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As an immortal warrior, I’d fought in countless battles from Akkad all the way to the far reaches of space.

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I simply cleaned my wound with some soap and water after the stray dog nipped me when I tried to pet it.

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A stroke caused me to slump over in my car, unable to right myself or dial for help.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I regretted not bringing my partner with me for help after I twisted my ankle cleaning the pig pen.	3026
When scientists invented a machine that allowed it to rain food, the world thought it would solve global hunger and save lives.	2790
We huddled down in the trench and slipped our gas masks on as the mustard shells rained down on our heads.	2539
The astronauts gathered around the body of Neil Armstrong, mourning the loss of a spacefaring pioneer.	1607
With our relationship on the rocks, my wife and I went on a getaway to the Grand Canyon to try to salvage our marriage.	97
I huddled with my family in a space beneath the floor as the soldiers searched our house above.	85
While taking an exotic trip to Uganda to go spelunking, I took time to admire all the cave’s wildlife, especially the huge bat colony.	39
As an immortal warrior, I’d fought in countless battles from Akkad all the way to the far reaches of space.	38
I simply cleaned my wound with some soap and water after the stray dog nipped me when I tried to pet it.	37
A stroke caused me to slump over in my car, unable to right myself or dial for help.	35