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Animals were drawn to me.

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Even with a metal plate on his skull, twelve screws and three rods keeping his bones in place, and a pacemaker, dude was still a big help to us.

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When I added the garage door keypad to the exterior of my house, I felt safe knowing it kept everyone out that didn’t have the four digit passcode yet allowed me in if I forgot my key.

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“I have had it with these muthafuckin’ bucks on this muthafuckin’ truck!”

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You know those beds of nails you can sleep on?

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My nightmares were full of dark shadows, falling sensations, and demonic voices.

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Making powdered donuts is not hard.

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As my flesh melts into a tar within a sea of flames, I feel nothing but intense anger and loneliness and, oddly enough, deviant lust.

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I looked down at my nursing baby, twirling the few strands of hair he had, so full of joy that I was his mom.

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Sweating profusely, I had no time to shower, was out of deodorant, and was late as hell.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Animals were drawn to me.	8
Even with a metal plate on his skull, twelve screws and three rods keeping his bones in place, and a pacemaker, dude was still a big help to us.	8
When I added the garage door keypad to the exterior of my house, I felt safe knowing it kept everyone out that didn’t have the four digit passcode yet allowed me in if I forgot my key.	7
“I have had it with these muthafuckin’ bucks on this muthafuckin’ truck!”	7
You know those beds of nails you can sleep on?	7
My nightmares were full of dark shadows, falling sensations, and demonic voices.	7
Making powdered donuts is not hard.	7
As my flesh melts into a tar within a sea of flames, I feel nothing but intense anger and loneliness and, oddly enough, deviant lust.	7
I looked down at my nursing baby, twirling the few strands of hair he had, so full of joy that I was his mom.	7
Sweating profusely, I had no time to shower, was out of deodorant, and was late as hell.	7