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Deep in the woods at night, I hear rustling around the tent I’m in and I whisper a curse as the zipper begins to open.

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I never knew how blotchy my glasses had been before she breathed on them, wiping them clean with her cute sundress.

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My savior fed me the Sloppy Joe and I ravished it down.

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Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar

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I called my wife down into the basement when I smelled death and I was afraid I’d find my skittish cat past away behind some boxes

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“Unless you wanna look like a fucking clown on the job site, you’ll need a better looking belt than that and a few tools to go with it and guess what, I’ve got exactly what you need at my place!”

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Brushing my teeth, feeling clean.

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A shotgun sat on Sam’s lap while he sat in a dank corner, his belly jiggling with laughter as popcorn fell out of his mouth, tangling up in his chest hair.

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Mammalian History 2069-2110

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She wanted her nails done.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Deep in the woods at night, I hear rustling around the tent I’m in and I whisper a curse as the zipper begins to open.	6
I never knew how blotchy my glasses had been before she breathed on them, wiping them clean with her cute sundress.	5
My savior fed me the Sloppy Joe and I ravished it down.	5
Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar	4
I called my wife down into the basement when I smelled death and I was afraid I’d find my skittish cat past away behind some boxes	4
“Unless you wanna look like a fucking clown on the job site, you’ll need a better looking belt than that and a few tools to go with it and guess what, I’ve got exactly what you need at my place!”	4
Brushing my teeth, feeling clean.	4
A shotgun sat on Sam’s lap while he sat in a dank corner, his belly jiggling with laughter as popcorn fell out of his mouth, tangling up in his chest hair.	4
Mammalian History 2069-2110	4
She wanted her nails done.	3