WritingPrompts

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[WP]: A dentist can always tell when you haven't been flossing. A car repairman can always tell when you've been neglecting your car. And an exorcist will always know what kind of dark things you must have been secretly up to, in order to attract this kind of ghosts.	45
[WP]: ”Don’t get the Fool drunk”, they’ve told you a lot of times, though you didn’t get what they meant. Not before you found the jester sitting alone, with a bottle of wine.	40
[WP]: Having absolute power over one's surroundings tends to make people somewhat unhinged. Fortunately, the local mob boss decided to go nuts in a surprisingly harmless way - getting a court jester. Unfortunately, the job is yours.	33
[WP]: After dying unexpectedly, you find yourself in a place full of chihuahuas, pomeranians and other tiny dogs. After some time you conclude that this isn't Heaven. You have mistakenly ended up in Tiny Dog Valhalla.	29
[WP]: Even with her years, your grandma has found a new man in her life, one who treats her good and makes her laugh. After all his wild years, your step-grandfather seems to be a good man.	23
[WP]: Dentists don't usually have "regulars" the way this guy is. He comes to your office at least once per week to have you remove the stuff he's got stuck between his teeth. They're not things that should ever get stuck between someone's teeth.	12
[WP]: Dave has always been notorious for dark humour and understatements. This time, all he said to warn you was that your new companions "aren't too picky about what they'll classify as 'soup'." Whatever that means.	9
[WP]: There's a global service that provides experiences. For a fee, you can attend any genuine situation as a bystander, whether a wedding, a funeral, a baby's first birthday or essentially just a house party - anywhere in the world. The less spectators they're willing to host, the pricier it gets.	9
[WP]: it’s the year 2062. Your house is haunted by the ghost of Jim Carrey.	8
[WP]: You’re not magical in any way. You don’t know witchcraft. But these people have wronged you, and for revenge you cast the worst curse upon them that you can: your supremely annoying brother-in-law.	6

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