/u/BandaidPuppet's posts
[WP]: After getting their first thriving and successful human enclosure in one of their zoos, aliens are surprised to discover that many humans will openly volunteer to join one.
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[WP]: Domestic cats are smaller, more docile and social than wild cats such as lynx, tigers or lions. It turns out that humans are simply DOMESTIC humans, far smaller and more social than larger wild species.
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[WP]: A dentist can always tell when you haven't been flossing. A car repairman can always tell when you've been neglecting your car. And an exorcist will always know what kind of dark things you must have been secretly up to, in order to attract this kind of ghosts.
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[WP]: ”Don’t get the Fool drunk”, they’ve told you a lot of times, though you didn’t get what they meant. Not before you found the jester sitting alone, with a bottle of wine.
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[WP]: Having absolute power over one's surroundings tends to make people somewhat unhinged. Fortunately, the local mob boss decided to go nuts in a surprisingly harmless way - getting a court jester. Unfortunately, the job is yours.
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[WP]: After dying unexpectedly, you find yourself in a place full of chihuahuas, pomeranians and other tiny dogs. After some time you conclude that this isn't Heaven. You have mistakenly ended up in Tiny Dog Valhalla.
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[WP]: Even with her years, your grandma has found a new man in her life, one who treats her good and makes her laugh. After all his wild years, your step-grandfather seems to be a good man.
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[WP]: Dentists don't usually have "regulars" the way this guy is. He comes to your office at least once per week to have you remove the stuff he's got stuck between his teeth. They're not things that should ever get stuck between someone's teeth.
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