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I told the genie I want my life to be like a movie. NSFW

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I warned my friends not to wake my girlfriend as we walked inside.

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They say nothing beats getting stoned in nature.

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Hey mom, I think there's something in my eye.

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Made jalapeño meatballs

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I always laugh whenever people talk about voices in their heads.

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My date broke the ice by asking my favorite medieval form of torture. NSFW

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No one even said anything as I walked, covered in blood out of the woods NSFW

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"Reporting tonight out of downtown, there's a serial killer on the loose." NSFW

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They say one mistake can ruin your life.

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