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The pirates battled the navy until the ocean churned with blood and soon many were dead or in the water.

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Avoiding my wife and kids by sitting on the toilet and scrolling Reddit, I suddenly hear glass break and my family shrieking in terror.

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“I swear to god if that thing pees on the rug I will beat the shit out of both of you.”

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Okay so, you get thirty seconds, spots are quite limited as you know, and don’t like, try to impress him, if that makes sense; just be yourself.

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“The audience eagerly awaits your guess…is it cake??”

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He was gushing his entire sob story to a total stranger in a bar, so, with the aid of some stiff drinks, I told him exactly what I thought he needed to hear—no BS.

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[DEC23] After the attack the entire city was closed off, and I, unfortunately, got arrested trying to sneak in with some looters.

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He learned how to put his small hold over magic into a kiss, the use of which would send his lovers into a lustful frenzy.

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[DEC23] “It costs double but it’s far better than the RFID chip because you get real time tracking, audio, and for an additional fee, a sedative you can operate remotely.”

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I would never be Master’s best friend while he constantly petted and played with Mr. Bobo, so Bobo must die.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The pirates battled the navy until the ocean churned with blood and soon many were dead or in the water.	3
Avoiding my wife and kids by sitting on the toilet and scrolling Reddit, I suddenly hear glass break and my family shrieking in terror.	3
“I swear to god if that thing pees on the rug I will beat the shit out of both of you.”	3
Okay so, you get thirty seconds, spots are quite limited as you know, and don’t like, try to impress him, if that makes sense; just be yourself.	3
“The audience eagerly awaits your guess…is it cake??”	3
He was gushing his entire sob story to a total stranger in a bar, so, with the aid of some stiff drinks, I told him exactly what I thought he needed to hear—no BS.	2
[DEC23] After the attack the entire city was closed off, and I, unfortunately, got arrested trying to sneak in with some looters.	2
He learned how to put his small hold over magic into a kiss, the use of which would send his lovers into a lustful frenzy.	2
[DEC23] “It costs double but it’s far better than the RFID chip because you get real time tracking, audio, and for an additional fee, a sedative you can operate remotely.”	2
I would never be Master’s best friend while he constantly petted and played with Mr. Bobo, so Bobo must die.	2