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[NOV23] After I was kidnapped, I don’t know how long I suffered in solitary confinement with only a noose hanging from the ceiling to keep me company.

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Every morning I’d walk to the entrance of the cave, peer into the darkness, and toss a fresh bone just beyond the reach of the light.

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[DEC23] My husband refused to let go of our stillborn child no matter how desperately I begged.

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Were you at a cheap motel last weekend getting peed on and defecated on by a young Chinese woman?

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When I got drafted to the big league I was warned that there’d be girls trying to “trap me,” so I always made sure to wear a condom and throw it out after.

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The pro-life protestors clashed with the pro-choice protestors

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Scouring the depths of the Pacific for enemy vessels, our submarine’s radar picked up a Soviet sub below us and closing fast.

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The young man excitedly showed me all the cat food he had and I promptly shot him dead.

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[DEC23] When my testicle doubled in size overnight, the doctor told me I had cancer and it would have to be removed.

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Have you ever seen one of those people that looks just like their dog?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV23] After I was kidnapped, I don’t know how long I suffered in solitary confinement with only a noose hanging from the ceiling to keep me company.	5
Every morning I’d walk to the entrance of the cave, peer into the darkness, and toss a fresh bone just beyond the reach of the light.	5
[DEC23] My husband refused to let go of our stillborn child no matter how desperately I begged.	4
Were you at a cheap motel last weekend getting peed on and defecated on by a young Chinese woman?	4
When I got drafted to the big league I was warned that there’d be girls trying to “trap me,” so I always made sure to wear a condom and throw it out after.	4
The pro-life protestors clashed with the pro-choice protestors	4
Scouring the depths of the Pacific for enemy vessels, our submarine’s radar picked up a Soviet sub below us and closing fast.	3
The young man excitedly showed me all the cat food he had and I promptly shot him dead.	3
[DEC23] When my testicle doubled in size overnight, the doctor told me I had cancer and it would have to be removed.	3
Have you ever seen one of those people that looks just like their dog?	3