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[DEC23] When we hit the wake of a speeding boater, the errant wave caused my wife to tumble out of our boat and into the lake.

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[NOV23] I don’t know why I love it so much, but repeatedly trapping our son in the “haunted Halloween chamber” and hearing him scream is honestly so hilarious to me.

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[DEC23] I watched as the population of my experiment doubled, then exploded exponentially, exceeding all my expectations.

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[DEC23] The little girl hated seeing animals suffer—doubly so in captivity—so she let the enormous rescue Pit Bull out of the crate when her parents went to bed.

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[SEP23] I couldn’t help but laugh at my sexist coworker’s rant over the bar we all went to for happy hour making their bathrooms gender neutral.

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“I aggregated all of his sex archives!” one of the engineers squealed with excitement and the others scrambled over to look.

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[NOV23] “Oh come on, that’s the only reason I came and if you’re not interested then you can just walk.”

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Scouring the depths of the Pacific for enemy vessels, our submarine’s sonar picked up what appeared to be a Soviet sub below us and closing fast.

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[DEC23] Violently broken, doubled over, and bound, I could barely look at them.

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[NOV23] After I was kidnapped, I don’t know how long I suffered in solitary confinement with only a noose hanging from the ceiling to keep me company.

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[DEC23] When we hit the wake of a speeding boater, the errant wave caused my wife to tumble out of our boat and into the lake.	6
[NOV23] I don’t know why I love it so much, but repeatedly trapping our son in the “haunted Halloween chamber” and hearing him scream is honestly so hilarious to me.	6
[DEC23] I watched as the population of my experiment doubled, then exploded exponentially, exceeding all my expectations.	5
[DEC23] The little girl hated seeing animals suffer—doubly so in captivity—so she let the enormous rescue Pit Bull out of the crate when her parents went to bed.	5
[SEP23] I couldn’t help but laugh at my sexist coworker’s rant over the bar we all went to for happy hour making their bathrooms gender neutral.	5
“I aggregated all of his sex archives!” one of the engineers squealed with excitement and the others scrambled over to look.	5
[NOV23] “Oh come on, that’s the only reason I came and if you’re not interested then you can just walk.”	5
Scouring the depths of the Pacific for enemy vessels, our submarine’s sonar picked up what appeared to be a Soviet sub below us and closing fast.	5
[DEC23] Violently broken, doubled over, and bound, I could barely look at them.	5
[NOV23] After I was kidnapped, I don’t know how long I suffered in solitary confinement with only a noose hanging from the ceiling to keep me company.	5