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My wife and I were a mess after our daughter arbitrarily and with alarming alacrity decided to purge after dinner.

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The Dreamweaver’s job of going into a deceased person’s memories for data had high turnover; operators would often stumble out of the machine screaming or crying hysterically.

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After falling into the ravine with my girlfriend and seeing her brains dashed all over the rocks, I lost the contents of my stomach and my desire to ever eat again.

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[NOV23] My brother got me a teddy bear for my birthday which was silly given our ages, but I put it on my bed anyway.

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Exploring Disney World with my family it seemed like no one else minded the little girl following us, until she reached for my hand.

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Everyone assured me of how nice he was before I married him, and they were mostly right. NSFW

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My son is whining about his new cereal; he says he wants the old stuff.

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[DEC23] I did a double take when I saw my childhood crush in line alongside my family and neighbors.

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While the gay porn played, the cleric passed out the blue pill, telling the men standing in their underwear, “This will reveal the sinners.”

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I just stared as he played the video of me saying horrendously racist and sexist things.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife and I were a mess after our daughter arbitrarily and with alarming alacrity decided to purge after dinner.	10
The Dreamweaver’s job of going into a deceased person’s memories for data had high turnover; operators would often stumble out of the machine screaming or crying hysterically.	9
After falling into the ravine with my girlfriend and seeing her brains dashed all over the rocks, I lost the contents of my stomach and my desire to ever eat again.	9
[NOV23] My brother got me a teddy bear for my birthday which was silly given our ages, but I put it on my bed anyway.	9
Exploring Disney World with my family it seemed like no one else minded the little girl following us, until she reached for my hand.	8
Everyone assured me of how nice he was before I married him, and they were mostly right. NSFW	8
My son is whining about his new cereal; he says he wants the old stuff.	8
[DEC23] I did a double take when I saw my childhood crush in line alongside my family and neighbors.	7
While the gay porn played, the cleric passed out the blue pill, telling the men standing in their underwear, “This will reveal the sinners.”	7
I just stared as he played the video of me saying horrendously racist and sexist things.	7