/u/BaronBigly's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] “Double it” I commanded, and the man raised his eyebrow questioningly but dutifully obeyed, manipulating the dial.
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[DEC23] I heard my girlfriend screaming hysterically in the bathroom and I found her doubled over the toilet.
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[NOV23] Our lease doesn’t allow us to replace the smoke/carbon monoxide detectors, the fans, the shower head, or the bidet because our landlord is a weirdo.
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My wife never indulged my fetish even though she knew how much it meant to me, so when she died I cried
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I suppose I got started just like you’d imagine, slowly torturing squirrels at first, before moving on to cats, etc.
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