/u/BaronBigly's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
Our countries are truly run by multifarious, multinational corporations, and I am going to name all the people behind the curtain.
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I sat on the toilet trying desperately to force out a bowel movement as I hadn’t gone in weeks, but I was just too uncomfortable.
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I refused to let my dad be buried before his loyal dog could see his dead body and understand that he hadn’t just abandoned him.
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It took me six months and a hidden camera to make the shocking discovery my new house had a man living hidden in the basement behind a secret door.
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Overwhelmed with the stress of having five kids, losing my wife to infidelity, and then hooking up with a stalker, I realized I can end all my problems right now as I stare at the steak knife in the kitchen.
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The bored prince shot an arrow straight into the sky and giggled as he dodged around like a fool trying to keep track of it in the sun.
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Escaping my kidnapper’s abuse, I ran through the woods until I found a house, sobbing with relief when I saw a man sitting out front reading.
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[JUN23] All throughout high school I would receive near nightly voicemails from a cloaked number telling me to kill myself; sometimes they’d text me detailed descriptions of how they would kill me, mentioning intimate details of my schedule.
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