/u/BaronBigly's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I’ve never liked basketball, ever since we put the hoop down to 8’ and all took turns trying to dunk.

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[NOV23] My dad can’t stop playing with his new iPhone; I don’t know if he realizes he’s sharing his location with me.

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My stomach growled and I felt a moment of panic as the wave of hunger almost made me pass out.

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My poor old cat just wants to sunbathe in peace but the neighbor’s young cat keeps hopping our fence to pick fights.

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My new boyfriend takes his beard care very seriously, he even plucks the hairs to shape it rather than shave.

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The first package I received from my long estranged father was gold bars, emeralds, and cash.

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By now I was used to the disappoint in women’s eyes when they took off my pants for the first time. NSFW

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My parents are going to kill me if my reddit posts don’t start getting more upvotes.

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My boss was so mad at me over my response to the kid when he said “Could you BE a bigger asshole, you won’t do shit!”

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I plunged the syringe and eagerly awaited the effects, knowing all my troubles would soon fade away.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve never liked basketball, ever since we put the hoop down to 8’ and all took turns trying to dunk.	1
[NOV23] My dad can’t stop playing with his new iPhone; I don’t know if he realizes he’s sharing his location with me.	1
My stomach growled and I felt a moment of panic as the wave of hunger almost made me pass out.	1
My poor old cat just wants to sunbathe in peace but the neighbor’s young cat keeps hopping our fence to pick fights.	1
My new boyfriend takes his beard care very seriously, he even plucks the hairs to shape it rather than shave.	1
The first package I received from my long estranged father was gold bars, emeralds, and cash.	1
By now I was used to the disappoint in women’s eyes when they took off my pants for the first time. NSFW	1
My parents are going to kill me if my reddit posts don’t start getting more upvotes.	1
My boss was so mad at me over my response to the kid when he said “Could you BE a bigger asshole, you won’t do shit!”	1
I plunged the syringe and eagerly awaited the effects, knowing all my troubles would soon fade away.	1