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[SEP23] My neighbor stopped to chat in the grocery store and asked me why I was buying dog food as we didn’t have a dog.

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[SEP23] The shot rang out and the seven horses ran in different directions.

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[SEP23] “This would have been so much easier if you didn’t wait seven months to tell us” my family scolded me.

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The last room we found in the abandoned Longevity™ lab was at the end of a long hallway lined with dead bodies on hospital beds.

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When the police lights came on behind us my drunk friend pulled over and called 911, declaring he would just call in a fake accident so they’d have to divert.

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[SEP23] A unique emergency alert sounded on every connected device on all seven continents.

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[OCT23] Friday I walked in on my wife moaning wildly as she received oral sex from my best friend.

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My father calmly dove into the pool and grabbed my little brother who was floundering.

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[SEP23] By the time our special needs daughter turned seven we had finally figured out the best approach to keeping track of her and keeping her safe.

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“Holy SHIT, they used to let you do THAT??” my granddaughter exclaimed, looking at the video of me as a child.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[SEP23] My neighbor stopped to chat in the grocery store and asked me why I was buying dog food as we didn’t have a dog.	1
[SEP23] The shot rang out and the seven horses ran in different directions.	1
[SEP23] “This would have been so much easier if you didn’t wait seven months to tell us” my family scolded me.	1
The last room we found in the abandoned Longevity™ lab was at the end of a long hallway lined with dead bodies on hospital beds.	1
When the police lights came on behind us my drunk friend pulled over and called 911, declaring he would just call in a fake accident so they’d have to divert.	1
[SEP23] A unique emergency alert sounded on every connected device on all seven continents.	1
[OCT23] Friday I walked in on my wife moaning wildly as she received oral sex from my best friend.	1
My father calmly dove into the pool and grabbed my little brother who was floundering.	1
[SEP23] By the time our special needs daughter turned seven we had finally figured out the best approach to keeping track of her and keeping her safe.	1
“Holy SHIT, they used to let you do THAT??” my granddaughter exclaimed, looking at the video of me as a child.	1