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I was concerned when my son suddenly gave away all his prized possessions like his expensive Nike’s and his laptop.

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[DEC23] My dad installed a bidet in my new apartment’s bathroom because “𝒕𝒐𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒑𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒎” and loved it so much he used it on all his now frequent visits.

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[DEC23] Scans showed the benign mass in my brain slowly doubling in size over the years, but today’s scan revealed it suddenly gone.

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I don’t hate my involuntary x-ray vision because of all the nudity I see.

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[DEC23] The delivery nurse did a double take when she realized the baby wasn’t just stillborn, it was exsanguinated—completely drained of blood.

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Unemployed and uninsured, I decided to use fake info at the hospital when I went in for my mangled arm.

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[DEC23] “The monster at the entrance of the cave has killed again, so we will be doubling the guard,” the leader of our colony announced.

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While porn played onscreen, the cleric passed out Viagra, telling the men standing in their underwear, “This will reveal the sinners.”

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[DEC23] At the end of a long double shift, my patient suddenly goes into convulsions and flatlines.

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I was scared when a man ran up to me at the bus stop and screamed in my face “RIGHT NOW!”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was concerned when my son suddenly gave away all his prized possessions like his expensive Nike’s and his laptop.	1979
[DEC23] My dad installed a bidet in my new apartment’s bathroom because “𝒕𝒐𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒑𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒎” and loved it so much he used it on all his now frequent visits.	1871
[DEC23] Scans showed the benign mass in my brain slowly doubling in size over the years, but today’s scan revealed it suddenly gone.	1796
I don’t hate my involuntary x-ray vision because of all the nudity I see.	1563
[DEC23] The delivery nurse did a double take when she realized the baby wasn’t just stillborn, it was exsanguinated—completely drained of blood.	1531
Unemployed and uninsured, I decided to use fake info at the hospital when I went in for my mangled arm.	1490
[DEC23] “The monster at the entrance of the cave has killed again, so we will be doubling the guard,” the leader of our colony announced.	1291
While porn played onscreen, the cleric passed out Viagra, telling the men standing in their underwear, “This will reveal the sinners.”	1083
[DEC23] At the end of a long double shift, my patient suddenly goes into convulsions and flatlines.	985
I was scared when a man ran up to me at the bus stop and screamed in my face “RIGHT NOW!”	972