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My research team was surprised when we began finding great white sharks chewed in half and missing their livers.

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[DEC23] My neighbor often woke screaming from PTSD nightmares, but tonight it was doubly loud.

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My wife cried tears of joy as the doctor explained how the new device would allow us to communicate with our dear comatose daughter.

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In my world you’re born with a superpower influenced by the cause of your death in your previous life.

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I was surprised to see my wife cooking in the kitchen as she hadn’t been up for much since the birth of our baby.

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“Hey—what the hell—what the hell was that!!” my new friend shrieked after I laughingly smeared “shit” all over his cheek.

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My son sobbed hysterically while we buried his puppy that drowned in the bathtub because he didn’t do his homework.

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My new boyfriend was adamant I get on birth control before we slept together, but I wanted a child so I lied.

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When the ice shelf over Antarctica began to melt, scientists were baffled by the unique cliffs and ridges revealed.

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My abusive boss waited weeks to tell me I needed steel toe boots to protect my feet, and sure enough, he was right.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My research team was surprised when we began finding great white sharks chewed in half and missing their livers.	953
[DEC23] My neighbor often woke screaming from PTSD nightmares, but tonight it was doubly loud.	870
My wife cried tears of joy as the doctor explained how the new device would allow us to communicate with our dear comatose daughter.	810
In my world you’re born with a superpower influenced by the cause of your death in your previous life.	780
I was surprised to see my wife cooking in the kitchen as she hadn’t been up for much since the birth of our baby.	779
“Hey—what the hell—what the hell was that!!” my new friend shrieked after I laughingly smeared “shit” all over his cheek.	769
My son sobbed hysterically while we buried his puppy that drowned in the bathtub because he didn’t do his homework.	741
My new boyfriend was adamant I get on birth control before we slept together, but I wanted a child so I lied.	722
When the ice shelf over Antarctica began to melt, scientists were baffled by the unique cliffs and ridges revealed.	675
My abusive boss waited weeks to tell me I needed steel toe boots to protect my feet, and sure enough, he was right.	659