/u/BaronBigly's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My abusive boss waited weeks to tell me I needed steel toe boots to protect my feet, and sure enough, he was right.

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I had warned him, so when my son wet the bed again I actually felt quite relieved.

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The fortune teller warned me pride would be my downfall, so I endeavored to live humbly, even moving to Botswana to help build wells.

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[NOV23] I cried when they announced that the price of the ad free version was going up because now I can’t afford it.

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[DEC23] When my testicle doubled in size the doctor told me I had cancer and it would have to be removed.

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[DEC23] The little girl had been listless and despondent ever since her infant sister died from SIDS.

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After blocking his number, all his social media, and temporarily staying at a friends, he started sending me fucking emails.

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We’ve worked together for years and all this time I don’t think she even knew my name, but today she finally noticed me.

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The genie had fulfilled my first two wishes without any trickery, so for my final wish I wished for him to be free from the lamp.

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With my friend in tow I visited my daughter at her work and asked for an old fashioned.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My abusive boss waited weeks to tell me I needed steel toe boots to protect my feet, and sure enough, he was right.	659
I had warned him, so when my son wet the bed again I actually felt quite relieved.	606
The fortune teller warned me pride would be my downfall, so I endeavored to live humbly, even moving to Botswana to help build wells.	539
[NOV23] I cried when they announced that the price of the ad free version was going up because now I can’t afford it.	533
[DEC23] When my testicle doubled in size the doctor told me I had cancer and it would have to be removed.	511
[DEC23] The little girl had been listless and despondent ever since her infant sister died from SIDS.	432
After blocking his number, all his social media, and temporarily staying at a friends, he started sending me fucking emails.	372
We’ve worked together for years and all this time I don’t think she even knew my name, but today she finally noticed me.	302
The genie had fulfilled my first two wishes without any trickery, so for my final wish I wished for him to be free from the lamp.	283
With my friend in tow I visited my daughter at her work and asked for an old fashioned.	261