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My wife looks amazing all made up for her monthly check up.

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The world record for the longest noodle is 7 meters.

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"I promise, you won't need it." I said, smiling.

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The moans and screams of explosive diarrhoea from the next stall were entertaining, to say the least.

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The entire world heard the loud burst of sound in unison.

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She had been in labour for a mere thirty minutes.

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"Go on try it, mommy did and you can hear how funny her voice sounds."

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It all started with me cutting off my daughter's tongue.

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The world record for the longest noodle,also famous for its meaty texture, is 7 meters.

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It was starting in half an hour.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife looks amazing all made up for her monthly check up.	38
The world record for the longest noodle is 7 meters.	33
"I promise, you won't need it." I said, smiling.	23
The moans and screams of explosive diarrhoea from the next stall were entertaining, to say the least.	20
The entire world heard the loud burst of sound in unison.	1
She had been in labour for a mere thirty minutes.	1
"Go on try it, mommy did and you can hear how funny her voice sounds."	1
It all started with me cutting off my daughter's tongue.	1
The world record for the longest noodle,also famous for its meaty texture, is 7 meters.	1
It was starting in half an hour.	1