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There is a rumor going around my school that the bathroom on the fifth floor is haunted, and it has had a negative effect on the students, staff and the neighborhood.

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Aunt Mae's cookbook stated clearly that curing salt is necessary for long-term dry storage of meat products.

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I always hated stairs, never any reason to that I recall; just something about the step by step creaking and slow ascent to get somewhere.

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Butterfly collecting is so much fun. First you plan, then trap, then attach wings and legs; the shreiks are the best part.

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I bought the typewriter to help get over my anxiety of lesson planning, I thought the feel and sound would be soothing.

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What goes up must come down. But only after it stops twitching.

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It's funny, you start a new job and sometimes you get a good trainer and sometimes you don't.

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Nobody told me being a building Super would be easy.

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I hadn't noticed that each time I turn on my tv a new freckle would appear on my arm, maybe I was standing too close to tv each time I turned it on?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
There is a rumor going around my school that the bathroom on the fifth floor is haunted, and it has had a negative effect on the students, staff and the neighborhood.	289
Aunt Mae's cookbook stated clearly that curing salt is necessary for long-term dry storage of meat products.	8
I always hated stairs, never any reason to that I recall; just something about the step by step creaking and slow ascent to get somewhere.	7
Butterfly collecting is so much fun. First you plan, then trap, then attach wings and legs; the shreiks are the best part.	5
I bought the typewriter to help get over my anxiety of lesson planning, I thought the feel and sound would be soothing.	2
What goes up must come down. But only after it stops twitching.	2
It's funny, you start a new job and sometimes you get a good trainer and sometimes you don't.	1
Nobody told me being a building Super would be easy.	1
I hadn't noticed that each time I turn on my tv a new freckle would appear on my arm, maybe I was standing too close to tv each time I turned it on?	0