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"No, She's real, I promise!"

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I thought the pulp in my juice was a bit thicker than usual.

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After I corrected the cashier with "Merry Christmas" to his "Happy Holidays", I felt proud of myself.

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We've been keeping this disease under wraps for centuries, and until now, we have been successful.

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There's a reason area 51 is so heavily guarded.

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As I went to empty my bladder, I was in such a rush that I didn't even look into the toilet before I sat down.

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I thought my dog was under my bed last night.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"No, She's real, I promise!"	299
I thought the pulp in my juice was a bit thicker than usual.	110
After I corrected the cashier with "Merry Christmas" to his "Happy Holidays", I felt proud of myself.	37
We've been keeping this disease under wraps for centuries, and until now, we have been successful.	15
There's a reason area 51 is so heavily guarded.	4
As I went to empty my bladder, I was in such a rush that I didn't even look into the toilet before I sat down.	3
I thought my dog was under my bed last night.	0