/u/Bencil_McPrush's posts
[WP]God, you hated Ethan! Stupid trust fund baby, always staring at your trailer from his mansion window. He was found horrifically mangled just an hour ago. As you stare at the news, your phone chirps: "My money is now yours. Use up all 5 billions before sunset, or you'll end up like me. Ethan."
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The whole bar stands up as I apologize to the gang leader for bumping into and embarrassing his girlfriend.
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[WP]Your beard is gone. So is your receding hairline and beer belly. A cute Magical girl in a whimsical dress stares back at you from the mirror. You glare at the stupid cat admiring you in your brand new pink flying rollerblades and she says: "Thank you for saving me, my new champion!"
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