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They call toilet splash-back "Poseidon's kiss"...

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I shuddered with relief as I kicked open the toilet stall door and aimed my ass at the toilet to let out my explosive diarrhea.

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As I sat bouncing my 25 year old son on my arthritic knees to soothe him

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"You're safe from the demon if you just stay inside the ring of salt."

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It's not unusual to see shoe racks packed with shoes when exploring abruptly abandoned homes.

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As stood by the taco truck with taco in hand, I tilted my head and opened my mouth to take a bite

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Our successful re-animation of preserved bodies from decades of cryogenic stasis did not have the intended effect.

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Honey, I think our son is gifted, look, he's already spelling out words in fluent Latin.

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[AUGUST 2020] You're not me, you don't know that we armed ourselves to the teeth because we were warned that an Antichrist would soon come and kill a multitude of Christians.

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He urgently clenched his sphincter as hard as he could and sprinted to the restroom, where, in one swift and simultaneous motion, he slammed open a stall door, turned around, bent over, pulled his pants down, and blasted out the entire contents of his colon in one explosive diarrheal eruption.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They call toilet splash-back "Poseidon's kiss"...	106
I shuddered with relief as I kicked open the toilet stall door and aimed my ass at the toilet to let out my explosive diarrhea.	67
As I sat bouncing my 25 year old son on my arthritic knees to soothe him	62
"You're safe from the demon if you just stay inside the ring of salt."	44
It's not unusual to see shoe racks packed with shoes when exploring abruptly abandoned homes.	42
As stood by the taco truck with taco in hand, I tilted my head and opened my mouth to take a bite	37
Our successful re-animation of preserved bodies from decades of cryogenic stasis did not have the intended effect.	25
Honey, I think our son is gifted, look, he's already spelling out words in fluent Latin.	17
[AUGUST 2020] You're not me, you don't know that we armed ourselves to the teeth because we were warned that an Antichrist would soon come and kill a multitude of Christians.	14
He urgently clenched his sphincter as hard as he could and sprinted to the restroom, where, in one swift and simultaneous motion, he slammed open a stall door, turned around, bent over, pulled his pants down, and blasted out the entire contents of his colon in one explosive diarrheal eruption.	13