/u/Bernie668's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the wolves advanced upon me I couldn't help but laugh with maniacal fear at the irony of the situation.

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I watched in horror as my sister keeled over, screamed and a torrent of spiders began to burst and crawl out of her throat.

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As I bit into my chunk of steak I felt a painful crunch and felt that a tooth had come loose.

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Alone and completely disorientated in the freezing pitch blackness I could only sob in fear, not knowing in which direction to dig.

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My bloodshot hung over eys looked up at the nozzle awaiting the sweet relief of the eye drops.

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As the sound of the "click!" echoed in my ears, I had just enough seconds to wander why there even was a landmine in my garde--.

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In the depths of my cellar I enjoyed the simple pleasure of popping a nice juicy zit.

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I sighed in relief as my questing fingers finally gave the persistent pimple on the back of my neck a satisfying pop.

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I sighed deeply as I cut down the rotting cadaver wandering where I was going to find a replacement goal keeper this time.

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"Your majesty please don't do this!" the pig wailed as it's back pressed up against the wall of the cave.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the wolves advanced upon me I couldn't help but laugh with maniacal fear at the irony of the situation.	369
I watched in horror as my sister keeled over, screamed and a torrent of spiders began to burst and crawl out of her throat.	300
As I bit into my chunk of steak I felt a painful crunch and felt that a tooth had come loose.	53
Alone and completely disorientated in the freezing pitch blackness I could only sob in fear, not knowing in which direction to dig.	51
My bloodshot hung over eys looked up at the nozzle awaiting the sweet relief of the eye drops.	39
As the sound of the "click!" echoed in my ears, I had just enough seconds to wander why there even was a landmine in my garde--.	33
In the depths of my cellar I enjoyed the simple pleasure of popping a nice juicy zit.	26
I sighed in relief as my questing fingers finally gave the persistent pimple on the back of my neck a satisfying pop.	22
I sighed deeply as I cut down the rotting cadaver wandering where I was going to find a replacement goal keeper this time.	19
"Your majesty please don't do this!" the pig wailed as it's back pressed up against the wall of the cave.	19