/u/Betteroffdeaderer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The Evil Queen peered into the cottage window with poisoned apple in hand, hoping to catch a glimpse of the princess before making herself known.

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My wife is really worried about the recent virus outbreak.

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They hung a man in the woods last week.

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[APR21] I wailed in horror as I realized my death did not bring me to a peaceful afterlife.

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I love the gentle and loving expression my dog shows me as I cradle his face in my hands.

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"Sacrifice your firstborn, they said- you'll be immortal, they said!"

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[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know how to do it right!"

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To look upon my features is to look upon the face of God.

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Cinderella watched in silent horror as her step mother took a blade to her step sisters toes and heels.

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Food is scarce but my father still tries to lift our spirits over dinner much to our discomfort.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Evil Queen peered into the cottage window with poisoned apple in hand, hoping to catch a glimpse of the princess before making herself known.	611
My wife is really worried about the recent virus outbreak.	91
They hung a man in the woods last week.	79
[APR21] I wailed in horror as I realized my death did not bring me to a peaceful afterlife.	74
I love the gentle and loving expression my dog shows me as I cradle his face in my hands.	26
"Sacrifice your firstborn, they said- you'll be immortal, they said!"	24
[AUGUST2020] "You're not me, you don't know how to do it right!"	22
To look upon my features is to look upon the face of God.	3
Cinderella watched in silent horror as her step mother took a blade to her step sisters toes and heels.	1
Food is scarce but my father still tries to lift our spirits over dinner much to our discomfort.	0