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Last night I was sat in the living room, and I heard my wife shout “I’m in my pyjamas and you’re making me wet”

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As the hands gently massaged my shoulders, I said “no thanks, not tonight, I’m a bit tired” NSFW

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Last night I was sat in the living room, and I heard my wife shout “I’m in my pyjamas and you’re making me wet”	89
As the hands gently massaged my shoulders, I said “no thanks, not tonight, I’m a bit tired” NSFW	66
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned…	41