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I thought the new app I downloaded was a dating app.

5571 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I still remember vividly the last thing my grandma said to me before she died;

716 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My beeping phone was informing me of a new message, which contained a link saying “click here to watch a live murder”

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With the introduction of vaccines, even if a variant isn’t strictly “covered” by the vaccine due to changes in proteins, would there be enough “training” of the body’s immune system on how to deal with a corona virus that the body would be more efficient if infected later?

112 upvotes • r/askscience

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Everyone give it up for 51yr Old TeamGB Skateboarder. Andy McDonald

107 upvotes • r/olympics

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Last night I was sat in the living room, and I heard my wife shout “I’m in my pyjamas and you’re making me wet”

89 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I was so looking forward to the first pizza I’d ordered in a long time - double pepperoni passion

71 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the hands gently massaged my shoulders, I said “no thanks, not tonight, I’m a bit tired” NSFW

66 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Ron Swanson in the Hammer (for Canada)

58 upvotes • r/olympics

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It turns out that the Grizzly bear I bumped into on my hike didn’t want to eat me. It was mating season and he was feeling horny.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I thought the new app I downloaded was a dating app.	5571	TwoSentenceHorror
I still remember vividly the last thing my grandma said to me before she died;	716	TwoSentenceHorror
My beeping phone was informing me of a new message, which contained a link saying “click here to watch a live murder”	220	TwoSentenceHorror
With the introduction of vaccines, even if a variant isn’t strictly “covered” by the vaccine due to changes in proteins, would there be enough “training” of the body’s immune system on how to deal with a corona virus that the body would be more efficient if infected later?	112	askscience
Everyone give it up for 51yr Old TeamGB Skateboarder. Andy McDonald	107	olympics
Last night I was sat in the living room, and I heard my wife shout “I’m in my pyjamas and you’re making me wet”	89	TwoSentenceComedy
I was so looking forward to the first pizza I’d ordered in a long time - double pepperoni passion	71	TwoSentenceHorror
As the hands gently massaged my shoulders, I said “no thanks, not tonight, I’m a bit tired” NSFW	66	TwoSentenceComedy
Ron Swanson in the Hammer (for Canada)	58	olympics
It turns out that the Grizzly bear I bumped into on my hike didn’t want to eat me. It was mating season and he was feeling horny.	46	TwoSentenceHorror