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When I asked my teacher "Is Father Christmas real?", he gazed beyond my cracked glasses into my black, blue swollen eye and reassured me that he would visit this Christmas.

155 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[NSFW] I sighed in dismay as I realised the damn thing was completely jammed and there was no way I could force it without potentially damaging something. NSFW

127 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Once, when I was living alone, I dreamt that I woke up in bed to find a guy I didnt know on top of me and when I tried to cry for help no sound would come out.

4 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Are urea-formaldehyde toilet seats safe?

1 upvotes • r/askscience

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I asked my teacher "Is Father Christmas real?", he gazed beyond my cracked glasses into my black, blue swollen eye and reassured me that he would visit this Christmas.	155	TwoSentenceHorror
[NSFW] I sighed in dismay as I realised the damn thing was completely jammed and there was no way I could force it without potentially damaging something. NSFW	127	TwoSentenceComedy
Once, when I was living alone, I dreamt that I woke up in bed to find a guy I didnt know on top of me and when I tried to cry for help no sound would come out.	4	TwoSentenceHorror
Are urea-formaldehyde toilet seats safe?	1	askscience