/u/BlackPaperStars's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Out of boredom, I decided to have a staring contest with my sister's doll.

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We always yell at horror movie characters to "not go in that basement," even though they can't hear us.

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I finally got a hold of the eyelash in my eye, so I pulled.

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My parents don't understand why I hate the angel on the Christmas tree.

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I took a bite into my banana.

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I did everything I could to keep it out.

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I was so happy to finally be having a child.

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Getting my wisdom teeth removed was a delightful experience.

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I pulled the wad of hair out of the shower drain.

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"The boogeyman isn't real - he can't hurt you."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Out of boredom, I decided to have a staring contest with my sister's doll.	8196
We always yell at horror movie characters to "not go in that basement," even though they can't hear us.	232
I finally got a hold of the eyelash in my eye, so I pulled.	58
My parents don't understand why I hate the angel on the Christmas tree.	51
I took a bite into my banana.	49
I did everything I could to keep it out.	35
I was so happy to finally be having a child.	32
Getting my wisdom teeth removed was a delightful experience.	26
I pulled the wad of hair out of the shower drain.	21
"The boogeyman isn't real - he can't hurt you."	19