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I got 10k karma from the sub r/twosentencehorror

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My son came out laughing after he heard me say "I'll eat that pussy tonight" to my wife...

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I said, "You are so hot, the news just reported you are the reason for global warming." to my tinder date.

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My son came out laughing after he heard me say "I'll eat that pussy tonight" to my wife... [repost]

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Walking in the woods, the son said to his dad, "hey dad, it's getting colder and darker and I'm scared"

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I was digging our garden and found a bag of gold coins, I was about to tell my wife...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I got 10k karma from the sub r/twosentencehorror	5490
My son came out laughing after he heard me say "I'll eat that pussy tonight" to my wife...	21
I said, "You are so hot, the news just reported you are the reason for global warming." to my tinder date.	13
My son came out laughing after he heard me say "I'll eat that pussy tonight" to my wife... [repost]	5
Walking in the woods, the son said to his dad, "hey dad, it's getting colder and darker and I'm scared"	3
I was digging our garden and found a bag of gold coins, I was about to tell my wife...	1