/u/Bloodgulch-Idiot's posts
[WP] When aliens invaded humanity, what met them on the battlefield were not mortal men. They were shot down by Heracles and Arjuna, crushed under the feet of Paul Bunyan, and beat back by the knights of Camelot. From folktales to legends, they were faced by the greatest Earth has ever seen.
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[WP] The ruins of Camelot are discovered alongside historical and scientific proof that the Arthurian myths actually happened, but people keep saying that it was an alien civilization. King Arthur is pissed off about this and decides to assemble the Round Table again to hunt these people down.
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[WP] Failnaught shoots arrows of sound, Clarent emits red lightning, and Galatine holds the flames of the sun. It's the day before Camlann and the remaining knights of Camelot are panicking trying to figure out what the hell happened to their weapons.
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[EU] Raiden has ended up in some weird situations. Being summoned with Wolf to be the hero of a world filled with magic? That might take the cake. Luckily, he upgraded to solar panels a few years back, so he'd be fine right?
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[WP] Unfortunately, Zeus was horny, but Loki had an idea, and afterwards, Yahweh was angry with them.
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[WP] An alien assassin thought that killing the entire cast of the Bible would have been easy. He was wrong.
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[WP] The human race's greatest strength is not in their warfare, but their ability to assimilate foreign elements so thoroughly that over time, even aliens from other galaxies can become part of the Human species.
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[WP] When the Pantheons of the world agreed to let the humans grow on their own, the Shinto Pantheon's nightmare came true. With the invention of manga, anime, and video games, Lady Amaterasu has become a NEET. This year, it's Susanoo's turn to get her out of her room.
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[WP] In the future, humanity has made a globe spanning AI. Rather go evil or try to kill us, it finds a way to get drunk to relieve stress because of humanity's stupidity. The only reason why we aren't dead is because it genuinely feels love for us like a parent loves their child.
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