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I can turn back time 10 minutes, but I'd have to wait 10 minutes before doing it again.

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My shadow covered the ant hill before I stepped on it for my amusement, because they've been increasingly annoying these couple weeks.

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Our irises are black because it absorbs all light so that we can see.

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I wished for immortality, and only to die once the sun reached its inevitable death.

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I ran out of teeth to give to the tooth fairy.

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I wished to be grinded up in a blender to release me from this immortal body, and then tossed into the river.

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I cant see, hear, or feel anything, so that must mean that I've died.

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I saved my teeth for the tooth fairy.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I can turn back time 10 minutes, but I'd have to wait 10 minutes before doing it again.	3165
My shadow covered the ant hill before I stepped on it for my amusement, because they've been increasingly annoying these couple weeks.	17
Our irises are black because it absorbs all light so that we can see.	14
I wished for immortality, and only to die once the sun reached its inevitable death.	12
I ran out of teeth to give to the tooth fairy.	9
I wished to be grinded up in a blender to release me from this immortal body, and then tossed into the river.	5
I cant see, hear, or feel anything, so that must mean that I've died.	2
I saved my teeth for the tooth fairy.	1