/u/BloodySpaghetti's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I've met a person who identified as a MAP, at first I had no idea what the acronym meant.

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The news just broadcasted the most terrible thing I've ever heard.

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Me and the other girls drank some 3000 year old wine, it drove us so wild we ran out into the nearby woods and even tore apart some cougar.

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Twisting and turning in bed ceaselessly I finally stopped, "Can't sleep again," I muttered angrily.

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I opened my eyes, but I couldn't see, and yet I had a feeling that something was watching me.

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As a former military medic, I can certainly say I've seen some fucked up things

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As I was losing it due to the cold, my wife and children were burning up.

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Tha- that wasn't what I had in mind, she was just supposed to keep him quiet.

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I had a hard time not corpsing behind the scenes at Mr. Silvers stand up comedy show - his jokes are to die for.

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Me and the boys took part in a lottery with a mystery prize, to increase our chance of winning.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I've met a person who identified as a MAP, at first I had no idea what the acronym meant.	4648
The news just broadcasted the most terrible thing I've ever heard.	1352
Me and the other girls drank some 3000 year old wine, it drove us so wild we ran out into the nearby woods and even tore apart some cougar.	445
Twisting and turning in bed ceaselessly I finally stopped, "Can't sleep again," I muttered angrily.	81
I opened my eyes, but I couldn't see, and yet I had a feeling that something was watching me.	27
As a former military medic, I can certainly say I've seen some fucked up things	18
As I was losing it due to the cold, my wife and children were burning up.	15
Tha- that wasn't what I had in mind, she was just supposed to keep him quiet.	14
I had a hard time not corpsing behind the scenes at Mr. Silvers stand up comedy show - his jokes are to die for.	14
Me and the boys took part in a lottery with a mystery prize, to increase our chance of winning.	12