/u/Bloomhaus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My Fourth of July was off to a terrible start, as I pulled my daughter away from the bundle of fireworks.

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"It works," I yelled out as my time machine took me back 6 months, "I'm a genius!"

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As English is my second language, I tend to take some phrases too literal, or mistranslate certain words, or use the wrong definition altogether.

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"Stop! Hammer-time!" He crooned.

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Covid-19 has mutated to carry a strain of flesh-eating bacteria.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My Fourth of July was off to a terrible start, as I pulled my daughter away from the bundle of fireworks.	2999
"It works," I yelled out as my time machine took me back 6 months, "I'm a genius!"	23
As English is my second language, I tend to take some phrases too literal, or mistranslate certain words, or use the wrong definition altogether.	14
"Stop! Hammer-time!" He crooned.	9
Covid-19 has mutated to carry a strain of flesh-eating bacteria.	1