/u/Blubber28's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I cried and screamed as my children were taken away from me by child protective services.

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"Is that a knife in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?"

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"It's OK sweetie, Daddy didn't mean it," my wife said to comfort our daughter, barely holding back tears herself.

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"What would you call a mix between a human and a coyote?"

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I was fully paralysed with no full recovery in sight, but I cried when I was released from the hospital for house care.

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NASA's annual budget for research in travel to exoplanets in 2020; 27 billion dollars

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As a devout Christian, I was not affraid of what was at the end of the tunnel you see when you die.

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As a kid, you create all sorts of fantasies to play and entertain.

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The doctor said that it was likely a snake bite due to the shape of the wound.

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When my coworkers ask how I stay in shape, I tell them I run every evening before bed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I cried and screamed as my children were taken away from me by child protective services.	4142
"Is that a knife in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?"	470
"It's OK sweetie, Daddy didn't mean it," my wife said to comfort our daughter, barely holding back tears herself.	187
"What would you call a mix between a human and a coyote?"	134
I was fully paralysed with no full recovery in sight, but I cried when I was released from the hospital for house care.	86
NASA's annual budget for research in travel to exoplanets in 2020; 27 billion dollars	85
As a devout Christian, I was not affraid of what was at the end of the tunnel you see when you die.	54
As a kid, you create all sorts of fantasies to play and entertain.	50
The doctor said that it was likely a snake bite due to the shape of the wound.	37
When my coworkers ask how I stay in shape, I tell them I run every evening before bed.	26