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[WP] Write about a day in life of Nils Olav, the Brigadier, Colonel-in-Chief and mascot of the Norwegian Royal Guard. Who is a real character, that happens to be a penguin.
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[WP] Ever since your surgery, you pretty much got a pass-through-every-customs-office card. What they didn't anticipate is that you are a world class smuggler.
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Does a chameleon shooting its tongue at an insect have to calculate how far the insect is, or does it just shoot until it feels that it made a hit?
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[WP] As long as you have unresolved business, your soul is doomed to wander the Earth until that business is cleared. You're hosting the spirit session meeting for dead Redditors who overused the !remindme bot.
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[WP] Two serial killers drag the two of their victim to the exact same execution spot. An argument about dibs ensues.
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[WP] Your dad gave you 500$ for your birthday, pointed you at the casino and said "come back once the money runs out". He didn't mention it had to be /your/ money.
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[WP] The zombie apocalypse did happen, and we did contain it, as the average zombie was pretty much a pushover. Then the corpses of the fit, well equipped, and battle-hardened Everest climbers came.
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[WP] The adoption was slow. The process grueling. But you've bidded your time and you've waited and waited until the whole economy of the world was dependent on your invention. Then you pressed the nuclear button. That's right - you're the man behind all of Bitcoin.
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[WP] Your childhood is peaceful, but not because you live in a safe place. It's because the murderer next door, the cultist baby snatcher, the possessed tree in your yard, the monster under the bed, the demon in your ceiling and so on all keep accidentally interrupting their schemes to get you.
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