/u/Blue_Wake's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

“Who’s a good boy,” I said as I offered my favorite pet a doggy biscuit.

211 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I think one of the neighborhood kids has been ding-dong-ditching my house, so I got a Ring doorbell camera.

108 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

“You can’t ever leave me,” the man said as the woman he’d just hit crumpled to the floor, “there’s no one out there who cares about you.”

92 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I keep getting strange text messages that describe my dad’s car.

24 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

While singing the "this little piggy" nursery rhyme to my daughter after I brought her home from school, I noticed she had three toes on each foot.

24 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Who’s a good boy,” I said as I offered my favorite pet a doggy biscuit.	211
I think one of the neighborhood kids has been ding-dong-ditching my house, so I got a Ring doorbell camera.	108
“You can’t ever leave me,” the man said as the woman he’d just hit crumpled to the floor, “there’s no one out there who cares about you.”	92
I keep getting strange text messages that describe my dad’s car.	24
While singing the "this little piggy" nursery rhyme to my daughter after I brought her home from school, I noticed she had three toes on each foot.	24