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I held the positive pregnancy test in one hand, and the April Fool's card in the other.

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"My sons skin is getting redder and his breathing is getting more hoarse, but you all have advised me to keep applying the essential oils so I'll keep you all updated in the comments when his condition improves!!!"

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Everyone told me, before the baby was born, that breast feeding could hurt and the baby may even bite a little.

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I awoke with a start in the darkness after a loud thud sounded just above my head.

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Day #784 and he just pulled me out of the closet again and gently placed me on the bed.

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Years after the court case had ended, and through countless therapy sessions and medications, my son screamed that he blamed me for everything.

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[FEB21] Cupid's arrow stuck deeply in the man's back, just below his shoulder blade, and the bright red color looked beautiful in the light of the setting sun.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I held the positive pregnancy test in one hand, and the April Fool's card in the other.	5933
"My sons skin is getting redder and his breathing is getting more hoarse, but you all have advised me to keep applying the essential oils so I'll keep you all updated in the comments when his condition improves!!!"	64
Everyone told me, before the baby was born, that breast feeding could hurt and the baby may even bite a little.	16
I awoke with a start in the darkness after a loud thud sounded just above my head.	11
Day #784 and he just pulled me out of the closet again and gently placed me on the bed.	9
Years after the court case had ended, and through countless therapy sessions and medications, my son screamed that he blamed me for everything.	6
[FEB21] Cupid's arrow stuck deeply in the man's back, just below his shoulder blade, and the bright red color looked beautiful in the light of the setting sun.	5