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Dressed like a bride and bedecked in all her gold she looked so happy cradling her husband's head in her lap

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As a staunch traditionalist my uncle always made his wife and daughters eat less so they can be skinny and have a pretty feminine hourglass figure

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For months my 6 year old daughter said there was rice in the walls

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[MAY23] When a man gets as old as me, all he wants to do is lie down next to a cozy bonfire, hang up his hat and recount the stories of his youth to younger generations

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When I protest against its opening, the miners call me 'Radical Environmentalist' and 'Primitivist'

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[MAR23] I always love playing snakes and ladders with my guests

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My wife has two large fangs in her mouth due to a birth defect and I married her specifically because that turned me on

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[MAR23] Every day I regret testing the virus on snakes before letting the test-tube fall into the river

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Two kids, a loving husband with deep pockets, a large house, a lovely pink car, maids to do her bidding, she really had it all

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They had warned me that merely opening the book of Archminon bestows a deadly curse upon you

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Dressed like a bride and bedecked in all her gold she looked so happy cradling her husband's head in her lap	3093	TwoSentenceHorror
As a staunch traditionalist my uncle always made his wife and daughters eat less so they can be skinny and have a pretty feminine hourglass figure	2208	TwoSentenceHorror
For months my 6 year old daughter said there was rice in the walls	1968	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAY23] When a man gets as old as me, all he wants to do is lie down next to a cozy bonfire, hang up his hat and recount the stories of his youth to younger generations	429	TwoSentenceHorror
When I protest against its opening, the miners call me 'Radical Environmentalist' and 'Primitivist'	95	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR23] I always love playing snakes and ladders with my guests	80	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife has two large fangs in her mouth due to a birth defect and I married her specifically because that turned me on	79	TwoSentenceHorror
[MAR23] Every day I regret testing the virus on snakes before letting the test-tube fall into the river	61	TwoSentenceHorror
Two kids, a loving husband with deep pockets, a large house, a lovely pink car, maids to do her bidding, she really had it all	47	TwoSentenceHorror
They had warned me that merely opening the book of Archminon bestows a deadly curse upon you	44	TwoSentenceHorror