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Every morning, my teddy bear is a little more worn, from fighting the monsters under my bed.

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The aliens were immortal, and had no concept of death.

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“And for my last trick,” said the magician, “I shall saw my assistant in half!”

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[SEP22] I didn't understand why the computer was still saying "10" after I'd waited so many wretched months.

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[AUG22] Despite the heat, my son insisted on thirteen candles for his thirteenth birthday.

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Rover barked so loudly and growled so fiercely that the werewolf stopped chasing us for a half a second.

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Spread the word, they die if you shoot them in the head!

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It seems like everyone’s been replaced by computers at work.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Every morning, my teddy bear is a little more worn, from fighting the monsters under my bed.	3948
The aliens were immortal, and had no concept of death.	213
“And for my last trick,” said the magician, “I shall saw my assistant in half!”	51
[SEP22] I didn't understand why the computer was still saying "10" after I'd waited so many wretched months.	27
[AUG22] Despite the heat, my son insisted on thirteen candles for his thirteenth birthday.	18
Rover barked so loudly and growled so fiercely that the werewolf stopped chasing us for a half a second.	3
Spread the word, they die if you shoot them in the head!	1
It seems like everyone’s been replaced by computers at work.	1