/u/BookWyrm17's posts
[WP] The dragon was hoarding sheet music, and doing its darn best to play the comically undersized instruments it'd stolen to go along with them.
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[WP] A little old lady tries to hire someone to mow and fix up her yard, but accidentally calls the most dangerous assassins guild in the country instead.
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[WP] His armor was white. His sword and shield and helm were all pure and unblemished. He disgusted me.
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[WP] The aliens welcomed us with an all you can eat buffet. We drove them off by actually eating it all.
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[WP] "I... I forget. I forget a lot of things, you know. Names, dates, where I hid the King of Keys..."
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[WP] As humanity spread, dragons hid with the one country that didn't kill them on sight. Now, centuries later, the US has gone to war with the recently rediscovered Atlantis... and Atlantians ride dragons into battle.
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[WP] Every habitat has a dragon that lives in it. Mountain Wyverns, Sea Serpents, Forest Wyrms... Today, a new species of dragon was found. On the moon.
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[WP] "They made a statue of us." He paused, then admitted, "They made me look a lot more manly than I was."
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