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"Major in medicine" they said, "you'll make a difference!"

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"All these stories are the same", I complain "the most popular ones are just lame setups with trite twists."

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As the sole occupant of my antarctic research outpost, I joked that the scariest thing I could hear would be a knock at the door.

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When I scheduled my plastic surgery, I hoped he'd never find me again.

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"Due to the laws of quantum probability, there's a non-zero chance a toaster could pop into existence straight out of your forehead at any moment"

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the last man on earth lies in bed alone.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Major in medicine" they said, "you'll make a difference!"	91
"All these stories are the same", I complain "the most popular ones are just lame setups with trite twists."	32
As the sole occupant of my antarctic research outpost, I joked that the scariest thing I could hear would be a knock at the door.	32
When I scheduled my plastic surgery, I hoped he'd never find me again.	27
"Due to the laws of quantum probability, there's a non-zero chance a toaster could pop into existence straight out of your forehead at any moment"	1
the last man on earth lies in bed alone.	1