/u/Boring_old_mum's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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She makes me crazy, her smile like sunshine, hair like spun gold, eyes sparkling like blue diamonds.

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I sit here watching the baby sleep, it fusses adorably and I hum a soothing lullaby.

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As he was cutting me with blades my whole body was giving out thousands of distress signals.

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I chanced upon my 4 year old sketching the most grotesque monster I had ever seen.

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My wifes beautiful hair swayed with the breeze as she walked towards me with hunger in her eyes.

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Ring around Rosie, she was kinda nosy

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My 2 yr old only stepdaughter has started singing a french nursery rhyme.

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[MAY21]"Mother may I be picked now?" she heard him say as she entered the bedroom.

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"Good morning ,honey! I had a great time last night" said the husband cheerily at breakfast.

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Just as I finished cleaning up all the spilled blood, I heard the main door open.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
She makes me crazy, her smile like sunshine, hair like spun gold, eyes sparkling like blue diamonds.	335
I sit here watching the baby sleep, it fusses adorably and I hum a soothing lullaby.	200
As he was cutting me with blades my whole body was giving out thousands of distress signals.	162
I chanced upon my 4 year old sketching the most grotesque monster I had ever seen.	109
My wifes beautiful hair swayed with the breeze as she walked towards me with hunger in her eyes.	91
Ring around Rosie, she was kinda nosy	68
My 2 yr old only stepdaughter has started singing a french nursery rhyme.	59
[MAY21]"Mother may I be picked now?" she heard him say as she entered the bedroom.	50
"Good morning ,honey! I had a great time last night" said the husband cheerily at breakfast.	47
Just as I finished cleaning up all the spilled blood, I heard the main door open.	38