/u/BoxSparrow's posts
[WP] Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. And any sufficiently misunderstood magic is indistinguishable from technology.
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[WP] You were once told that when it rains, it means God is crying. It hasn't rained for weeks now, and you decide to make Him as upset as possible.
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[WP] The afterlife is full - there's just no space for any more. Now, people who are about to die... don't.
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[WP] Humans have been getting it wrong for millennia - it's God that's the ruler of Hell, and it's the Devil who looks over Heaven.
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[WP] "The sprinkler system is so good that you don't have to worry about burning. Though you might have to worry about drowning."
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[WP] A hugely popular song has just been released, and everybody is singing it. The problem is, nobody can stop singing it.
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[WP] You've been told that you're allergic to peanuts all your life. Today, you've just eaten some, but your symptoms seem... strange.
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