/u/Boybrazen's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My asshole neighbour is using his chainsaw to cut wood at this time of the night; it sounds like he’s right outside my porch!

385 upvotes

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I hesitated to swipe right to the cute guy while thinking “I hope he’s different to all the other creeps on this app...”

124 upvotes

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My father once said “in order to beat the cold, you have to be colder”...

76 upvotes

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She said “size doesn’t matter”...

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“Just order the soup of the day for both of us” Exclaimed Mike before running off to the bathroom in our favourite weekly restaurant...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My asshole neighbour is using his chainsaw to cut wood at this time of the night; it sounds like he’s right outside my porch!	385
I hesitated to swipe right to the cute guy while thinking “I hope he’s different to all the other creeps on this app...”	124
My father once said “in order to beat the cold, you have to be colder”...	76
She said “size doesn’t matter”...	28
“Just order the soup of the day for both of us” Exclaimed Mike before running off to the bathroom in our favourite weekly restaurant...	26